Ah, fall. The time of year when leaves turn, scarves multiply, and suddenly everything tastes like a candle. Somewhere around late August, society collectively decides that pumpkin spice is not just a flavor—but a personality trait. And if you’re reading this while shopping for fall-themed t-shirts… pause. I beg you. Let’s talk.
First, let’s be honest: pumpkin spice doesn’t taste like pumpkin. It tastes like cinnamon having an identity crisis. Nutmeg and clove are in there too, probably questioning their life choices as they swirl in milk foam on top of yet another $6 latte.
But it’s not just the drink. Pumpkin spice has infiltrated cookies, protein bars, scented trash bags (yes, that’s real), and even dog treats. Somewhere, a golden retriever is enjoying a seasonal chew and thinking, “This tastes suspiciously like regret.”
Now, I’m not saying you can’t enjoy a little fall flavor. I’m just saying let’s not pretend it’s revolutionary. Remember chai? Apple cider? Maple? They were here first. They’re the OGs of autumn warmth, quietly side-eyeing pumpkin spice as it hogs the spotlight.
So, while you browse for fall t-shirts—and you absolutely should—consider a design that reflects who you are. Someone who understands the beauty of crunchy leaves, the elegance of layered flannel, and the fact that your taste buds deserve something more than pumpkin-flavored mediocrity.
